One Liners
Why do I have to swear on the Bible in court when the Ten Commandments cannot be displayed outside?
Wal Mart Kat
A blond was weeding her yard and accidentally cut off the tail of her cat which was hiding in the grass. She rushed her cat, along with the tail over to WAL-MART!
Why WAL-MART???
HELLOOOOOOOOO! ? WALMART is the largest RETAILER in the world!!!
Just The Fax
Three women, two younger and one senior citizen, were sitting naked in a sauna. Suddenly, there was a beeping sound. One young woman pressed her forearm and the beeping stopped. The others looked at her questioningly.
“That was my pager” she said. “I have a microchip under the skin of my arm.”
A few minutes later, a phone rang. The second young woman lifted her palm to her ear.
When she finished, she explained, “That was my mobile phone; I have a microchip in my hand.”
The older woman felt very low-tech. Not to be outdone, she decided she had to do something just as impressive. She stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom. When she returned, she had a piece of toilet paper hanging from her rear end.
The others raised their eyebrows and stared at her.
The older woman finally said, “Well, will you look at that! I’m getting a fax!”
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